He will find a quarter on the floor and bug you about buying a gum ball with it,
until you let him buy a gum ball with it.
He will hide from you every chance he gets and not answer,
even though your voice is getting frantic and you're about to call mall security.
And he'll think it's all pretty funny.
Perhaps Derek should try these tactics to avoid me ever taking him to the mall again.
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